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臭鼬 Skunk

臭鼬 Skunk

Skunk We have a skunk in the basement, shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. How can we get it out? Take some bread crumbs, said the dispatcher, and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar doo...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

正是士兵 None Other Than a Soldier

正是士兵 None Other Than a Soldier

None Other Than a Soldier As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

西点军校 West Point

西点军校 West Point

West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they w...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

视力训练 Visual Training

视力训练 Visual Training

Visual Training The squad were having visual training. One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesita...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

大制服 Large Uniforms

大制服 Large Uniforms

Large Uniforms During our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barracks, the drill instructor told us to put on our uniforms and fall o...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

照相机 Camera

照相机 Camera

Camera On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked the owner, Do you have any of those throwaway came...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

太有礼貌 Too Polite

太有礼貌 Too Polite

Too Polite A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy complaints in stride, but one day she went too...

英语笑话幽默 2021-03-22

零钱不用找了 Keep the Change

零钱不用找了 Keep the Change

Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were s...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

Early Shopper 采购过早

Early Shopper 采购过早

Early Shopper It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked. Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. That's no offense, replied the judge, How e...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

One Side of the Case 一面之辞

One Side of the Case 一面之辞

One Side of the Case A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I can't hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. T...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样来的?

How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样来的?

How Did You Ever Get Here One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two. The boss eyed him suspiciously. Oh, yeah? Then h...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

A Good Boy 好孩子

A Good Boy 好孩子

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-02