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The Same Service 同样的服务

The Same Service 同样的服务

The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

A Family Rule 家规

A Family Rule 家规

A Family Rule Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it? Mr. Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

Millionaire 百万富翁

Millionaire 百万富翁

Millionaire CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me. Assistant: What were you before? CEO: a multimillionaire. 百万富翁 主管人:我妻子使我成为百万富翁。 助 手:以前你是什么? 主管人:千万富翁。...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常

Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常

Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly bl...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲

Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲

Lucky Mother A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice o...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

I Taught the Teacher 我教老师

I Taught the Teacher 我教老师

I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 我教老师 母亲问她年幼的儿子:...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词

Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词

Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said. Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

Treat 款待

Treat 款待

Treat As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents. One afternoon, I spotted a small boy s...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

Keep the Change 不用找了

Keep the Change 不用找了

Keep the Change One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could buy a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases. The three youngest each gave me a qui...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

只有一次 Only Once

只有一次 Only Once

Only Once A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. I understand your father was also a lion tamer, the reporter queried. Yes, he was, the man replied. Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth? I did it only once, said the new ta...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

耐 性 Patience

耐 性 Patience

Patience Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? Onlooker: I haven't got the patience. 耐 性 垂钓者:你已经盯着看了三个小时了,你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢? 旁观者:我没那耐性。...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07

好消息和坏消息 Good News And Bad News

好消息和坏消息 Good News And Bad News

Good News And Bad News There's good news and bad news, the divorce lawyer told his client. I could sure use some good news, sighed the client. What's it? Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-07