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He is really somebody 他真是一个大人物

He is really somebody 他真是一个大人物

He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08

A Woman Who Fell 摔倒的女人

A Woman Who Fell 摔倒的女人

A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08

Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发

Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发

Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. What kind of bird? my sister asked. I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest, replie...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08

I have his ear in my pocket 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里

I have his ear in my pocket 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里

I have his ear in my pocket. Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,What happened? A kid bit me,replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you sew him again?asked his mother. Id know him any where,said Ivan.I have his ear in...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08

Difference 区 别

Difference 区 别

Difference 区 别 I can always tell a graduate class from Difference an undergraduate class, observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08

clerk and customer 店员和顾客

clerk and customer 店员和顾客

英语笑话:clerk and customer 店员和顾客 更新时间: 2010-5-23 8:11:00views: 661 英语笑话:clerk and customer 店员和顾客 This guy goes to a grocery store and asks the clerk behind the counter for two cans of dog food. Do you have a dog? ask...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08

One Engine Left 只剩一个引擎

One Engine Left 只剩一个引擎

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour la...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08

Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿?

Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿?

Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is t...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-27

My First and My Last 第一次与最后一次

My First and My Last 第一次与最后一次

My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mar...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-27

A Nail Or A Fly? 钉子还是苍蝇?

A Nail Or A Fly? 钉子还是苍蝇?

A Nail Or A Fly? An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-27

Chaude and Cold 热与冷

Chaude and Cold 热与冷

Chaude and Cold A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling water. But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know t...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-27

New Discovery 新发现

New Discovery 新发现

New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful...

英语笑话幽默 2012-06-27