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英语笑话幽默 2021-03-22

隐私走光

隐私走光

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英语笑话幽默 2021-03-22

woman without her man is nothing

woman without her man is nothing

老师在黑板上写下 woman without her man is nothing,让学生给这句话加标点符号。 男生加完标点 Woman, without her man, is nothing. 女人,如果没了男人,什么也不是。 女生加完标点 Woman! Without her, man is nothing. 伟大的女人!没有她,男人什么也...

英语笑话幽默 2012-10-24

The mean man's party 吝啬鬼请客

The mean man's party 吝啬鬼请客

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot?...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

Excuse for Speeding 超速的理由

Excuse for Speeding 超速的理由

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman yelled. Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident! 超速的理由 哈里与劳埃德...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

几则英语脑筋急转

几则英语脑筋急转

题目: 1、Why can fish only live in water? 2、What can you swallow that can swallow you? 3、If there were four flies on the table and I killed one,how many would be left? 4、What table has no legs? 答案: 1.Cats can't swim。(所以fish生活...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

An old woman went to a supermarket 老太太去超市

An old woman went to a supermarket 老太太去超市

An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave her trouble and she felt a sharp pain. So she just shrieked, Ah...., the way you do when...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

Beard 胡须

Beard 胡须

Beard 胡须 A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly d...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

All in here 都在这

All in here 都在这

All in here 都在这 The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates becauseevery weekend on Visitors Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always satalone in his cell. So one Visitors D...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

Kid and Wolf 狼和小孩

Kid and Wolf 狼和小孩

英语笑话:Kid and Wolf 狼和小孩 A Kid was perched up on the top of a horse, and looking down saw a Wolf passing under him. Immediately he began to revile and attack his enemy. Murderer and thief, he cried what do you here near honest folks...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

As long as you're asleep 睡觉时

As long as you're asleep 睡觉时

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-10

In a second 过一秒钟

In a second 过一秒钟

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? God says: A penny then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? God says: a second then the man says: God, can I have a penny? God sa...

英语笑话幽默 2012-07-08